[Intro]
Halloween, Saw 3
Hereditary, Human Centipede
You love these movies but
They scare me
Your excuse to hold me tight
But I've got other plans tonight

[Verse 1]
If you'd like to wine and dine me
Don't you play a scary movie
You'll have to take care of baby
While he fills his pants with pee pee

[Pre-Chorus]
How 'bout instead, I turn off the light
I can show you something I find
Truly terrifying

[Chorus]
We can read the plot of scary movies on Wikiepedia
I can't watch that spooky shit
Doesn't mean I can't google it
We can read thе plot of spooky, dooky movies on Wikiepedi—
IMBD
Back of thе cover of the Blu-Ray, DVD
[Verse 2]
I love a jumpscare
I'm a horror conoisseur
You can keep your wide screen media
I get my fright via online encyclopedia

[Outro]
So let's read the plot of scary movies Wikiepedia
That way, there's a ninety percent chance
I won't shit my pants