[Intro]
If I've learned one thing about history
From listening to podcasts in my car (Like the dollop)
It’s that human beings are a colourful bunch
And also if you didn't wear a hat outside in public you'd get

[Chorus]
Stabbed, stabbed, stabbed
Stabbed, stabbed, cut, shanked
Kicked in the head, shot

[Outro]
Wear a fuckin’ hat outside or die