[Verse 1]
When your city's in trouble
And you're under attack
You need a new superhero
With the power of a hat
It's..

[Chorus]
Hat man
Hat man
Hat man
He can do whatever a guy wearing a hat can

[Post-Chorus]
He cannot run very fast
And he's not super strong
But his forehead is protected
From the sun

[Verse 2]
He is the master of disguise
Can make himself look like a fool
But by reversing his brim
He can look super cool
He's fuckin'
[Chorus]
Hat man
Hat man
Hat man
He's a fully grown man
Who wears a hat all the time
Because he's balding
Balding
Balding

[Outro]
He thinks that he flies under the radar
But the hat actually draws more attention to his hairline
Hat man
Hat man