[Intro]
If everyone's online, we can begin the-
"'My Zoom must be broken or something
, 'cause I can't bloody hear anyone"
Okay, Brett, maybe it's your output settings?
"Oh yeah, how's this?"
(sigh)

[Verse 1]
It's 2021
How the fuck have you not learned how to use Zoom yet?
2 years into a pandemic
How the fuck have you not learned how to use Zoom, Brett?

Output device, where the sound comes out
Input device is where the sound goеs in
And I'll bet on your simple fuckin' life
That both of thosе are built -in
(Basic)

[Bridge]
Your Zoom works
Your computer works
Your headphones work
Everything works
Except your brain, champ
[Verse 2]
Every day in a different way
I explain no one can hear you when you've muted yourself
I'll come over there and I'll kill you with a hammer
If you don't stop speaking into the fucking camera
"I can hear you guys coming from next door!"
You set your output device to your neighbor's lawnmower

Why g, God
Did you choose me
To watch Brett fuck
A around in Hawaii?

[Outro]
"Hang on, what have I done now?"