[Intro]
If you love a woman one time they don't call you a lover
And if you steal one heart people don't call you a thief
Oh, no-no, oh, no-no, oh, no

[Pre-Chorus]
But if just one time
You get too drunk and shit
In your best friends bathtub

[Chorus]
Everybody calls you tub-shitter (Tub-shitter)
Don't matter it was once
Now you're tub-shitter (Tub-shitter)
You're gonna be known as tub-shitter forevermore