[Verse 1]
Yo motherfucker
Did you just bump me?
It doesn't take much to make me angry
Bumpin the man ain't never free
It's gonna cost you one apology
You gonna play it cool?
No apology? Am I the fool?
Bad choice, buddy guy
Better buckle up 'cause we're about to

[Chorus]
Fight (Fight) (Fight)
Mind fight
7 hours later in my mind
When I'm lying in bed
Imagining ways I could make you dead
Fight (Fight) (Fight)
Mind fight
What's wrong, getting scared?
Looks like I have the upper hand
When we're fighting in my imagination

[Verse 2]
Mind fights always start the same
You bump into me and make fun of my name
I didn't say my name and no one told you my name
But you know my name and you bully me (You'll regret that)
What's that?
The girl I have a crush on is here
And you do something like maybe you push her?
I don't know why, you're just a bad guy
But a crowd has formed so I better stand up for her
Big crowd, within it I see
My dickhead boss and ex-girlfriend Stacey
Her new boyfriend, my therapist too
And they're all real impressed that I'm standing up for you
(Mind fight) Exactly like a real fight
Except that there's no legal repercussions (Legal repercussions)
When I uppercut your head off from your body
[Chorus]
Fight (Fight) (Fight)
Mind fight
7 hours later in my mind
While I'm taking a shower
I can defeat you at any hour
Fight (Fight) (Fight)
Mind fight
What's wrong, pissed your pants?
I don't need no therapy
I get my closure from my fantasy

[Outro]
(Spoken)
Nathan?
Stop daydreaming or I will fire you, mate? Do you wanna get fired, champion?
No, I don't wanna get fired-
Sorry, what was that? Speak up
I said I don't wanna get fired, please
That's what I thought
(Sung)
Mind fight