[Verse 1]
We're no strangers to love-aa
Well most of us except for Mike
He's fairly ripped and he's super smart
But for some reason very socially awkward

[Pre-Chorus]
I see Michael crying while he's eating
When I try to talk to him he pretends that he's dead

[Chorus]
I'm pretty sure that Mike has not
Ever had sex before
One time he touched a boob and passed out
Whenever I set Mike up
With a nicе guy or girl
He says "Hi I'm Mike" then hе pretends to pass out

[Outro]
(Spoken)
I've had a really nice time ton- oh my god
(incoherent mumbles)
Holy shit I can't hear you can speak up?
Pay for the drinks