Tom Cardy
Tom Cardy presents the even newer Tom Cardy range
[Intro]
I'm a business man with a business plan
I’m gonna make you money in-
(Spoken)
Hello Benton
Do you have more vinyls now?
How is your number in my phone?
I want a new mug and a corduroy hat
What?
You get the corduroy hat and you're on the triple-Js, so I want one-
I'm not doing any more merch- the fuck? (Merchandise)
I want a new mug, a hat, a bag, and repress the vinyl in a fun color, okay? Goodbye
(Round 2)
(Fight)
[Verse 1]
Pink
The vinyl is pink and
The high five shirt really makes you think
(Anxious jumper) Very very fine, and
The big breakfast now comes in a mug
Did I say I made a shirt with the samе design as the sweatеr
I don’t think I did
Did you know I made a hat
Made a corduroy for your head
You did not
I got a bag that says 'I am tired'
Only buy this bag if you are tired
Please don't ruin the system
Don't make me a liar by buying this bag if you're not tired
If you want a vinyl
Then buy a vinyl
Don't wait till they're sold out
And then message me
[Outro]
(Spoken)
I don’t have any left
I don’t have extra vinyl
That I don't sell lying arou-
I don’t have- there's-
No one has vinyls lying around
That's not how vinyls work
That's not how anything works
(Sung)
(Did you restock the vinyl, mister?)
(I want a new mug and a corduroy hat)