[Verse 1]
Dinner time, baby
What you gonna eat?
I can whip myself up
A 5-course feast
Duck Pâté en Croûte
Maybe Steak Tartar (C'est Très Bien)
Who am I kidding?
I'm eating toast for dinner

[Outro]
(Le pain grillé) My toaster's broken
I guess I'm having bread for dinner
(Le pain non grillé) My bread was in the freezer
So I guess I'm eating frozen bread
(Ooh! Pain surgelé! Very uh... bad choice-a)