[Verse 1]
It's a quarter to nine and it's past my bedtime
But I need a little help to fall asleep
With my glass of warm milk
I am ready for the guilt
When I'm done counting sheep
I close my eyes, and I think of

[Chorus]
All the stupid things I've ever done
Gonna think of every embarassing thing I've ever done
I'm gonna think of all the stupid things I've ever done
Even the things I did not do
I can play out and go through
How embarassing it would be
And feel the shame hypothetically
And let the guilt rock me to sleep
As if I'd actually done that stupid thing

[Outro]
[Every stupid thing Tom has ever done talk over each other]
Goodnight evеry stupid thing I've ever donе
Goodnight Tom