[Chorus]
What you see is not a problem baby
Because visibly I'm a hot 10
We could be friends
But I would be the hot one
Making you the ugly by comparison one
And it would be a shame
To have to explain
To everybody on the street that we meet that I'm
Not walking my dog
I did not lose a bet
I'm just eating lunch with my relatively ugly friend

[Bridge]
You aren't that grotesque really
If you existed in a vacuum
But it's hard to appear like anything but shit
When I look like me and you look like you

[Chorus]
What you see is not a problem baby
Because visibly I'm a hot 12
And if I went to hell it would feel chilly
Comparеd to the heat drippin' offa me
You'rе a 7 on a good day
I'm a .53 away from infinity ("Comparatively")
What you see is not a problem absolutely
You're fugly relatively