[Verse 1]
It don’t matter if you’re just like me
But if you like to sip the whiskey
And if you're down for a real good time
We’ll get along just fine

[Chorus]
Let’s get drunk and make friends
We’ll find some trouble we can all get in
We’ll shoot tequila if you’re into that
And get all messed up like a football bat
You got a weakness for a good strong buzz
Then you gotta meet some folks like us
We know Jack, we know Jim
We’ll introduce you to them
Let’s get drunk and make friends

[Verse 2]
Well it don’t matter where you’re from on the map
If you’re Republican or Democrat
It don’t amount to a hill of beans
It’s as easy as one, two, three
Shots, shots!

[Chorus]
Let’s get drunk and make friends
We’ll find some trouble we can all get in
We’ll shoot some Jager if you’re into that
And get all messed up like a football bat
You got a weakness for a good strong buzz
Then you gotta meet some folks like us
We know Jack, we know Jim
We’ll introduce you to them
Let’s get drunk and make friends

[Chorus]
Let’s get drunk and make friends
We’ll find some trouble we can all get in
Shoot popcorn whiskey if you’re into that
And get all messed up like a football bat
You got a weakness for a good strong buzz
Then you gotta meet some folks like us
We know Jack, we know Jim
We’ll introduce you to them
Let’s get drunk and make friends

[Outro]
We know Tyler, Trent, and Tim
We’ll introduce you to them
Let’s get drunk and make friends