[Intro]
Thank you for calling Roblox, the imagination platform. Calls may be recorded for training and quality assurance
Bruh this headphone wire's getting in the way right now

[Verse 1]
So one night I'm playing Roblox and I stole this kids account, and so I go to check the Robux and it was a large amount
After I took all his Robux I said, "I'ma just head out" and when he logs on in the morning he's gon' know what it's about
Scammed a Roblox kid who's tryna buy a method
Took his money, stole his password, then I jetted
He paid in bitcoin, yeah I'm glad it wasn't credit
Playing bypassed audios, that shit's pathetic

[Verse 2]
Had to take a break, cause I'm tired
Scammed a moderator, then he fucking got fired
Newgens want to talk to me, I got them all inspired
But soon I won't be teaching cause I'm gonna be retired
Bought a method I be scamming in my room
I be doing hella interviews, new content coming soon
I'ma kill that n***a goldfish then I'll sweep it with a broom
I be cleaning like a white mom in the fucking afternoon
Stole that n***a password
Lil Timmy thought he was a packer
Yeah he thought he was a master
So I went and packed his mommy I harassed her
[Outro]
Ay fuck Roblox, fuck the moderators, fuck those gay ass moderators that be like, like declining the audios and shit and not giving the refunds bro
Fuck yall n***as, yall n***as gay as fuck bro, real shit bro