[Intro Skit]
Hey, you're late!
I know, I'm sorry. My car broke down
I don't wanna hear it, you're late
My car broke down
I told you, one more time!
My car broke down!
Get out, you're fired!

[Verse 1]
The mornings where I feel good are few and far between
But that's to trying to get a [?]
But it's the way that some folk seem to make you feel
Like you could have had a million but you blew the whole thing

[Chorus]
Everybody's tryin' tryin' to bum me out
Everybody's tryin' tryin' to bum me out
Everybody's tryin tryin

But it ain't gonna work
It ain't gonna work
It ain't gonna work

[Verse 2]
Some people wanna win and some want even more
But they just can't simplify what they're looking for
[?] ... walking right into your place
[?] ... stepping right onto your face

[Chorus]
Everybody's tryin' tryin' to bum me out
Everybody's tryin' tryin' to bum me out
Everybody's tryin' tryin' to bum me out
Everybody's tryin' tryin'

But it ain't gonna work
It ain't gonna work
It ain't gonna work

[Verse 3]
[?] ... for so long I can see
And sometimes there ain't nothing new about a new beginning
So I cry and cry until I cannot take it
And when I'm finally happy everyone will let me [?]

[Chorus]
Everybody's tryin' tryin' to bum me out
Everybody's tryin' tryin' to bum me out
Everybody's tryin' tryin' to bum me out
Everybody's tryin' tryin'

But it ain't gonna work
It ain't gonna work
It ain't gonna work (Hey!) (What?!)

[Bridge]
Everybody's tryin' tryin' to bum me out (Everybody's tryin')
Everybody's tryin' tryin' to bum me out (Woohoo)
Everybody's tryin' tryin' to bum me out (Everybody)
Everybody's tryin' tryin' to bum me out

Everybody, everybody's tryin' to bum me out
Everybody, everybody's tryin' to bum me out
Everybody, everybody's tryin' to bum me out
Everybody, everybody's tryin' to bum me out
Everybody, everybody's tryin' to bum me out
Everybody, everybody's tryin' to bum me out
Everybody, everybody's tryin' to bum me out
Everybody, everybody's tryin' to bum me out
Everybody, everybody's tryin' to bum me out
Everybody, everybody's tryin' to bum me out
Everybody, everybody's tryin' to bum me out
Everybody, everybody

[Outro]
It ain't gonna work
It ain't gonna work