[Moose]
After you quit, we had a team meeting

[Coach]
Behind closed doors, in spite of my pleading

[Moose]
When you left the ice on the brink of tears

[Brampton Blades]
It broke something in us that had been building for years

[Maurice]
We took an objective look at our behaviour

[Moose]
Asked some hard questions, asked who's not in favour

[Maurice]
Of the way of the fist as the game's divine right

[Brampton Blades]
And proving your manhood with how well you can fight

[Maurice]
I swear we channelled the spirit of Oprah in that room
[Moose]
The catharsis was awesome
Especially for this goo-oo-oo-oon

[Maurice]
But, Farley, our conclusion never changed the fact

[Moose]
That if you won't dance, we can't watch your back

[Maurice]
Though we all agree that pacifism has a place

[Coach]
Just not in hockey 'cause we'll all be disgraced

[Farley Gordon]
Actually
I might have another way we can embrace

My name is Farley Gordon and I don't like to fight
My name is Farley Gordon, let's have a clean game tonight

[Brampton Blades]
His name is Farley Gordon, he's showin' us a new light
Though we may not all agree that his philosophy is actually right
[]
Get off this ice unless you wanna feel my wrath

[Moose]
Back off and let him try to forge a new hockey path

[Farley]
It's okay I can handle this misplaced aggression
Let's have an on-ice therapy session

[]
Don't think I won't rip off your head

[Farley]
I'd rather hug it out instead

[]
Please
I'm beggin'
This is strippin' all my bravado

[Farley]
Let's end this dispute and I'll gladly let you go

[]
Okay, truce
I won't make you drop the gloves
[Farley]
I sincerely appreciate your outpouring of love
Anyone else care to take a run at me
Be forewarned, I will hug you 'til eternity

1, 2, 3, 4!

[Edgar & Hope Gordon]
Pugilist or pacifist
We can all be fans

[All]
Cause hockey, hockey, the greatest game in the land!

[Brampton Blades]
Moosejaw to Newfoundland, this we understand

[All]
Cause hockey, hockey, the greatest game in the land!

[Claudette]
Wickenheiser, Cassie Campbell
You can be a woman

[All]
Hockey, hockey, the greatest game in the land!

[Farley]
Woo! Yeah!

[Walt Acorn]
I swear this kid is goin' down in history

[Coach]
What do I know? No one ever listens to me

[Don Mohan]
At least he's gonna make us a boatload of money

[All]
In hockey, hockey, the greatest game in the land!

[Eve]
Look at him skate, he's satisfies all my rages

[All]
His name is Farley Gordon and his girlfriend is hot-rageous!

[Claudette]
I'm finding this happiness incredibly contagious

[All]
In Hockey, hockey, the greatest game in the land!

Woah, Ohoh-oh, hockey, hockey!
Woah, Ohoh-oh, hockey, hockey!
Woah, Ohoh-oh, hockey, hockey!
Woah, Ohoh-oh, the greatest game in the land!

[Moose]
His name is Farley Gordon and he's showing us a new light

[Jean-Luc]
He's makin' me look like a sieve tonight

[Brampton Blades]
His name is Farley Gordon and his skills are outta sight

[All]
Hockey, hockey, the greatest game in the land!

Woah, Ohoh-oh, hockey, hockey!
Woah, Ohoh-oh, hockey, hockey!
Woah, Ohoh-oh, hockey, hockey!
Woah, Ohoh-oh, hockey, hockey!

His name is Farley Gordon and he's got mad moves
His name is Farley Gordon, got nothin' left to prove
His name is Farley Gordon and wants us to be better
His name is Farley Gordon, playin' the greatest game in the land!

We are proud Canadians, hockey's in our DNA
We are proud Canadians and we're not afraid to say
We are proud Canadians and we'll always find a way
Playin' hockey hockey
The greatest game in the land!

Woah, Ohoh-oh, hockey, hockey!
Woah, Ohoh-oh, hockey, hockey!
Woah, Ohoh-oh, hockey, hockey!
Woah, Ohoh-oh, the greatest game in the land!