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Look, I got a snow bunny and she tryna suck my black cock
She came in and saw me jacking off on my laptop
She took out her phone and she took a fuckin snapshot
Now my mandingo on her phone she off the crack rocks
I said what the fuck you doing man delete that
She said I want a picture of yo dick cause yo meat fat
I'm like cool so I try to switch the topic
But I stood up and the lotion bottle fell I fucking dropped it
I was hungry I was bout to eat some fucking Domino's
But when I stood up my dick unraveled like a water hose
It's the day-to-day struggle, but I'm medically diagnosed
With D.L.A.R., that's Dick long as a rope
Then I hop up in the shower my dick knocks ovеr the soap
My dick so long I could be a anchor for a boat
My dick so long I can't evеn fit it in my Honda
It be wrapped around my leg like a 20-foot anaconda
Everybody give me weird looks, what the fuck dawg
I can't help that I was born with this mud log
I cross the road it be holding up the traffic
Think I'm going on vacation from the way I be packing
Man I got a BBC, with no STDs
So can't you see you, should have sex with me
I got a 20-inch pipe for the people that don't know me
I wish it was 24 so I could pay homage to Kobe
Had to get a bigger bed just so he could sleep beside me
Literally my dick is the size of a baby pine tree
Playing hide and seek I never win they always find me
Cause my penis drag the ground like 20 feet behind me
This shit trash man, I hate this diagnosis
Now nobody wanna fuck me, cause I give em' scoliosis
I could use this as a raft while I'm floating in the ocean
My dick is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
I can't lie I hopped on this beat and started fucking floating
Like some raw meat, n***a my flow is so fucking potent
Yeah my dick is 20 feet but it ain't done growing
It spawned on me one day without me even knowing