[Chorus]
On Halloween, there will be a n***a
You gone take his peen'
He's big and black, he will take your candy
That n***a's name is Big Dick Randy

[Verse 1]
Aye, Big, Big Dick Randy
He take booty not just candy
He dress up like he a granny
Then he be waiting for n***as to walk off alone
He make sure they ain't near no home
He sneak up and he let out a moan
He rip off your booty and then he is gone
I remember one day, it was like 2012
It was big Randy, I could just tell
He took my booty and I couldn't yell
I got to thе house, mama said, "Where is yo' ass and whеre is yo' candy?"
And I said, "Mama, it was Big Dick Randy!"
"He came out of nowhere, On God he appeared
And then he ran off with my rear"
"He took my whole booty and all of my candy
But you should be lucky that I'm even here"
"Randy's the real deal, he usually finish the kill
I guess I got lucky"
"I don't know how I made it out of there alive
Before that big n***a could fuck me"
[Refrain]
Randy, he is the one
Hide your daughters and hide your sons
Randy, he is the one
Hide your daughters and hide your sons

[Interlude: Big Dick Randy]
Ahh, DigBar, bring that ass back here
No! Get away from me!
No, please stop!
Ahhhhhhhh

[Verse 2]
Aye, if he get you, you can not escape
So just be ready 'cause that booty's gonna get raped
Randy's takin' everybody, he ain't scared of nothin'
It's Halloween so he'll turn that booty to his pumpkin
He dresses up as granny, it's a disguise
Then he walks up on you and looks you dead in yo' eyes
The n***as just be like "Hey", "Wassup", "How was your night"
Then he catch 'em off-guard when he start
Fuckin' they butt with his pipe
He do it so good, he do it so right
He takin' the booties on Halloween night
And if yo' cake end is tight, he's gonna take it alright
So don't even put up a fight
[Chorus]
On Halloween, there will be a n***a
You gone take his peen'
He's big and black, he will take your candy
That n***a's name is Big Dick Randy
He's big and black, he will take your candy
That n***a's name is Big Dick Randy

[Refrain]
Randy, he is the one
Hide your daughters and hide your sons
Randy, he is the one
Hide your daughters and hide your sons

[Outro]
Hide your daughters and hide your sons
Hide your daughters and hide your sons