[Intro]
I'm tryna' sit on his dick, uh
Yeah, he gon’ fuck me ‘til I shit
Uh, yeah, ooh, yeah
Big dick on the beat, n***a

[Verse]
Sit on his dick like it’s time to relax
My spine ‘bout to crack, he fucking my back
His dick really big and it’s black
He got a really big sack, am I fucking on Shaq?
Send him a text like “Come to my crib for some sex”
He text me back, n***a said “Ok, bet”
I’m ‘bout to catch both his balls in a net
He fuck on my butt while we having some sex
His dick big and green, am I fucking on Shrek?
I do not know, but he’s giving me pipe
That n***a is shoot his cum, I'ma get sniped
I’m eating his semen and it tasted ripe
Can’t fit my dick in his butt ‘causе his booty is tight
His dick is 6’0, that’s bigger than his height
I hang on his dick like a kitе
He gon’ knock out all my lights
Slamming me down on the casting couch, where am I at? Where did they take me?
All of a sudden, five black n***as walk in the room, are they gonna rape me?
Turned to my right, there is a camera and they press record, are they gon’ tape me?
Turned to my left, there’s a seven foot n***a, he said that I’m sorry, nobody can save me
They picked me up, think I’m ‘bout to get fucked
Dick big as a truck when I’m giving him suck
Taking his dick because I’m out of luck
I asked for his name and he hollered out “Buck”
I said “Damn, Buck, this dick really hurting my spine”
He said “Don’t worry ‘cause you’re gonna do fine”
He said he’s running out of time
Here comes the next n***a, he’s waiting in line
Walks in the room, he prolly 6’2”
I saw his whole body because he is n***
Slapped me with his dick, why he gotta be rude
He’s definitely my least favorite dude
He said that it’s time to get started
Before I could answer, he fuck on my butt ‘til I farted
He did a step back while he fucking me
I asked for his name and he said “James Harden”
I said “Shit, I knew you were James, I could tell by the beard and that thick ass rear”
He got really close to my ear, he said “Never fear when the beard is here”
He pulled some handcuffs out his pocket and it’s James Harden, so he’s gonna give me his rocket
Fucking me hard, now my ass out of socket
He opened my ass, then he closed it and locked it
He left the room and I watched him walk all the way out, this n***a’s ass started to shake
Then I looked down at my ass, it was already bleeding, don’t know how much more I could take
Looked to my left, saw the camera was still on record, I knew I was ‘bout to get more
Not gonna walk in the morning, my ass gon’ be sore, oh, somebody opened the door
‘Lil n***a walks in, he is 5’6”, he a midget, I started to laugh
His dick starts spinning just like it’s a fidget, don’t know how he did it and he put his dick in my ass
He might be short, but his dick is the opposite
Feel my back cracking, my spine, he is popping it
He a buff n***a, ain’t no way I’m stopping it
Turn around, stick the dick in my mouth, you know I’m topping it
Then I put my mouth on his dick, I realized quick he had poop on his dick
It’s making me sick, I cleaned it off quick
Not with a napkin, but with my lips
He made me scrape it off and eat it with chips
He said that’s his fetish and I proceeded to eat on his big dick like it’s lettuce
Then he run over my dick, I’m gonna call him Jerome Bettis
He’s nearing his finish, my ass, he up in it
He fixing my back like he work for a clinic
He pulled out my ass, he about to explode
A white water fountain shoots out of his chode
All over my face, it’s his big white load
He slapped on my ass, said bye and went home
Had to cover my mouth to stop this loud ass moan
My asshole is bleeding from his big ass bone
All of a sudden there’s hope, the door swing open and here comes the Pope
He looking real thick, does he want me to stroke
Or suck on his big white dick ‘til I choke
He said “Congrats, you just finished your first train and keep it up, you’ll be a legend in this game”
I said “Thanks Pope, I’ve been working hard”
He throwing his booty, he twerking hard
All of a sudden, they pack up the cameras, I guess that the video’s done
Went home and I got on the ‘hub, saw my face on trending #1
Texted the Pope, I said “I’m on the ‘hub?”
He said “Yes sir”, then we hopped in the tub
He grabbed on my dick and he gave it a rub
He said he gon’ give me a contract I love
I looked at the paper, he gave me a pen
I looked back at him, he kissed me on my chin
His dick bigger than Thanos’ wrist, the Pope said “Sign with BangBros, bitch”
I wrote down my name and my date
Then he flipped me on my back, my ass getting ate
His tongue in my booty and it feels great, we dry off and we go to the kitchen
Ten black n***as, they all eating chicken
They see me and they all start stripping
Then all of their dicks start dripping
I look at the Pope, he said “Now that you’ve signed your contract, it’s time for you to get your spine cracked”
But I don’t regret that I signed that, up on the first n***a’s dick, yeah I ride that
Story about when I did two trains in a day, and about how I am gay
I really don’t know what else I gotta say, but imma keep spitting
They fuck on my butt ‘til I’m shitting
Slapped me in the face with a dick and I might lose a tooth
My dick make big hits just like it’s Babe Ruth
I always rap gay when I hop in the booth
I only fuck with a n***a if they are dark, and yo dick gotta be made of iron ‘cause it’s hard just like Tony Stark
That n***a, he bite on my dick like a shark
He fuck on my butt in the park (Ooh, yeah)
He nut on my face, he nut on my head, the semen dripping down my hat
My booty is so muthafuckin’ fat
[Outro]
Four minute gay freestyle story, n***a
I’m the greatest to ever do this shit, bro
Dick!