Ridin' on my guy like the cavalry

He a Butt sir, we be so rough, we burnin' calories

Sword fightin' in the bed if he challenge me

His legs spreadin' like the plague I don't mind if it's bad for me

His booty lookin' bigger than a castle, then I hit him with the paddle, and I hop up on his saddle

Took me to the dungeon chains rattlin', now I'm eatin' munchin' two dudes booty battling, I'm tossin' all the salad

And you know I'm his knight in latex armor

Seed in his butt, I'm a gay sex farmer

Pull his G-string like a well trained archer

I do for the King, do it for the Honor

Tickle the gooch and movе to the scrote

Invadin' his fortress, my croc in his moat

I chargеd him 3 Shillings, two cattle one goat
Then I'm pipin' the booty, I'm workin' his throat

Not talkin' executions when I'm talkin' bout head

I got the king and the Jester all naked in bed

Ready the army, every dude at once

No coat of arms, but I'm coatin' the butts

And I'm throwin' the nuts, (ayy) yeah I'm throwin' the nuts

I got a dude from the medieval times

Take off his armor put D in his spine

Hop on your horse, and come hop on this horse

I got more n***as coming so please wait in line

I'm just a peasant but my meat is pleasant

And I'm home alone I ain't talkin' bout Kevin

I measured his dick with my mouth it was seven
A big booty teacher, I teach him a lesson

Fuckin' a Jester, think his name Fletcher

He throw his balls, I be the catcher

We breakin' records, When I get done with his booty

You hearin' the sirens they bringing a stretcher

But not for me though

I wrap him up like burrito, I shoot through his butt like torpedo

He my lil snack like a Cheeto

I'm suckin' him dry, all my n***as call me a mosquito

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