[Verse]
I let you sing in my microphone
Tracked your guitars in the dining room
We mixed your song until it was late
Then I asked you if you'd like to stay

You had a voice like a morning dove
A whisper that whispered to me
Welcomed you into my bedroom
When it came time to sleep

[Refrain]
Oh honeysuckle hipbilly homoerotica
Oh honeysuckle hipbilly homoerotica

[Verse]
I shaved my legs at the bathroom sink
Bought a cheap blue eyeliner from Walgreens
And I posed in front of the mirror
To find all the angles that made me look fair

You were a soft stupid serenade
Circling the base of my tongue
Beguiled by the way you incited me
To sing at the top of my lungs
[Refrain]
Oh honeysuckle hipbilly homoerotica
Oh honeysuckle hipbilly homoerotica

[Bridge]
I fell in love
It's indicative of
The spiritual way I was raised
In hindsight I'm sure
It meant nothing more for you
Than a roll in the hay

[Refrain]
Oh honeysuckle hipbilly homoerotica
Oh honeysuckle hipbilly homoerotica