[Verse 1] Sung, (Spoken)
A kiss on the hand may quite continental
But vibrators are a girl’s best friend
A partner is great, but they won't always get you to the
(OH GOD PLACE!)
Or help you find your ohface

Love is great but, it’s a fact sometimes they don’t know where your g-spot is
(It’s true and sad, hm)
Whether big or black or small or fast these cocks always will last
Vibrators are a girl’s best friend

[Verse 2] Sung, (Spoken)
There may come a time when your loves out of town
Vibrators are a girl’s best friеnd, oh yeah, ehrehr
Thеre may come a time when he`s had just a little bit too much to drink
(Whiskey-D! it’s a thing!)
And you are very horny
Its always hard no BJ`s needed just one click and you’re ready to go
Let your friend make you AHH then go cuddle with your chum
Vibrators are a girl’s best friend


[Verse 3] Sung, (spoken)
I don’t mean dildos
(Those are very different one you gotta put them in the dishwasher to clean, the other you plug into the wall and have a good time)
But vibrators
Vibrators are a girl’s best friend!