Y'all, the English language is so confusing sometimes (so confusing)
Words don't really mean what they mean anymore (what do words even mean anymore?)
You know what I mean?
Just listen

Now I never understand why calling someone 'pussy' makes them weak
When at the same time, saying they have big balls means they can't be beat
So I suggest a tiny change to our vocabulary
Listen to me and I hope you'll agree it's logical you'll see
Let's call them ball sacks

Weak people are ball sacks from now on
Because just one little flick and that man is down for an hour or two
And I'm making a sound 'cause they're ball sacks

While pussies are pushing out 10-pound babies
Ball sacks are weak and pussies are strong
So ball sack means you're weak from now on

Yeah, it just makes logical sense to me, baby (it's logical to me)
Now, I know what some of you are thinking
Now, some might say it derives from Latin
You must be fun at parties
Some say it's about pussy cats
You mean like lions in the safari? Right
My point stands strong and it's plain to see
So please don't even try
Get with the times
You won't change my mind
If change makes you afraid, then you're a ball sack
'Cause scared people are ball sacks from now on
'Cause pussies take a pounding then orgasm for days then clean themselves
They deserve some praise

One strong nudge and they're [?]
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