[Verse 1]
I don't hear no thunder
I don't see no rain
But she's got the bedroom looking like
A Cat 2 hurricane
She's looking in the mirror
And I'm looking at her
She's cussing underneath her breath
And I ain't sayin' a word

[Pre-Chorus]
Probably 'ought to get goin'
If we're gonna make our reservation
Looks beautiful to me, but right now, she's—

[Chorus]
Hating everything she tries on
But I don't know what for
Two dresses on the bed
Three more in the floor
She keeps saying, "I'm sorry, it's taking so long"
She don't know I'm loving watching her
Hating everything she tries on

[Verse 2]
She says, "Thеse spaghetti straps
I don't like 'еm at all"
Slides 'em over off her shoulder
Just lets 'em fall
[Pre-Chorus]
She keeps looking better
With every change she's making
I'm on the edge of this bed
Smiling, waiting, while she's—

[Chorus]
Hating everything she tries on
But I don't know what for
Two dresses on the bed
Four more in the floor
She keeps saying, "I'm sorry, it's taking so long"
She don't know I'm loving watching her
Hating everything she tries on

[Bridge]
Oh, but I ain't in no rush
I fall a little more in love
Every time I zip her up

[Chorus]
She's hating everything she tries on
But I don't know what for
Two dresses on the bed
Five more in the floor
She keeps saying, "I'm sorry, it's taking so long"
She don't know I'm loving watching her
Hating everything she tries on
[Outro]
(Everything, she's hating everything)
Oh, keep trying 'em on, baby
(Everything, she's hating everything she tries on)