[Verse 1]
You could tell a lie, you could tell a lot of lies
They will never know when they’re looking in your eyes
When you know it ain’t true, but they don’t know it ain’t true
You’re not thinking ‘bout them, you’re just thinking ‘bout you

[Verse 2]
You were thirteen when you had your first cigarette
Yeah we did acid in your parents’ house in Tahoe
What were the names of the kids that you was babysitting
You had the fear of missing out, like fear of God in Wisconsin
Yeah, I’ve never been scared about nothing
I swear he punched Jesus in the mouth at a house in Mount Washington
Or was it just a man promoting water?
Yeah he can never have a son, no, he won’t ever have a daughter

[Pre-Chorus]
Aw shit
So he’ll go on and pitch a fit

[Chorus]
So you wanna pitch a fit, yah-haw
Well you’re pitchin' like you got a cab runnin' with the meter on outside the stadium
So you wanna pitch a fit, yah-haw
Well you’re pitchin' like you got a cab runnin' with the meter on outside the stadium
And you kinda feel like him, don’t ya?
'cause they’re comin' in, runnin' with the new tech kids
Always talkin' ‘bout replacin' 'em
They said you’re standing on the edge while we’re hanging in the middle
You’ve been thinking way, way too much about a little
Man, it’s true, 'cause all you think about is you
Yahoo!

[Interlude]
Holy fucking shit, man!

[Verse 3]
Well l could tell the truth, I could tell the whole truth
I don’t need a good book to tell me what to do
When it’s been a bad year and you’re feelin 'kinda weird
It ain’t what they wanna hear, but at least it’s still you

[Verse 4]
Yeah, I was eighteen when I had my first heartbreak
Baby, I dreamed of gettin' eaten by a mountain lion
Am I too stoned or was it just an earthquake?
I swear that I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm really trying
Yeah, but I've been scared of everything since I was born
I can't even order a pizza without havin' a panic attack
I kinda feel like Yeezy at the Forum
It's lookin' like all of our idols gotta go psycho for a minute
[Pre-Chorus]
Aw shit
So I'll go on an pitch a fit

[Chorus]
So you wanna pitch a fit, yah-haw
Well you’re pitchin' like you got a cab runnin' with the meter on outside the stadium
So you wanna pitch a fit, yah-haw
Well you’re pitchin' like you got a cab runnin' with the meter on outside the stadium

And you kinda feel like him, don’t ya?
'cause they’re comin' in, runnin' with the new tech kids
Always talkin' ‘bout replacin' 'em
They said you’re standing on the edge while we’re hanging in the middle
You’ve been thinking way, way too much about a little
Man, it’s true, 'cause all you think about is you