Well, I don't know what you're looking for
But I do know that you won't find it at the Rainbo
So you might as well stay home

I don't care what you're looking for
But I do know that you don't like drinking alone
And you're too smart to act so dumb
And your Levi's will wear thin
Where your knees bend
Again and again

I've seen that look enough times to know
What you're in the mood for
But these ears can't be bent anymore tonight

O, You poor thing –
You're already used to sleeping alone
And you're too dumb to see
Those wet shoes are no use to you

I don't know what you're looking for
But I do know that you ain't no god damn son of a bitch
(You're just more unlikable than you used to be.)

You're a long ways away
From the place you thought you'd be by now
You're a long ways away
From the place you thought you'd be by now
You're a long ways away
From the place you thought you'd be by now
You're a long ways away
From the place you thought you'd be by now