{Verse 1]
I got, cult status, brown shoes
It's been a while since I, I hit the news
Cult status
Yeah, cult status blues
Anyway, I don't care about the clothes I wear,
The cut of my jeans, or the color or the style of my hair
Cult status
Aw, c'mon, just give me a beer!

[Chorus]
My cult status keeps me alive
My cult status keeps me alive
It's just my cult status and it keeps me alive
Cult status

[Verse 2]
Strange faces (strange faces)
Not too clean (unclean)
Wrong side (wrong side)
Of sixteen (I'm fifteen!)
Cult ladies, they're all soap opera queens
But I got, cult status (cult status), brown shoes (brown shoes)
It's been a while since I, I hit the news, I hate the news
Cult status
That's cult status blues
Down to your toes

[Chorus]
My cult status keeps me alive
My cult status keeps me alive
It's just my cult status and it keeps me alive
Cult status and it keeps me alive
It's just my cult status and it keeps me alive
Cult status keeps me alive

[Outro]
My cult status keeps me alive
My cult status keeps me alive
My cult status keeps me alive
My cult status keeps me alive
My cult status keeps me alive
My cult status keeps me alive
My cult status keeps me alive
My cult status keeps me fucking your wife

My cult status keeps me alive!
Cult status, Lord, keeps me alive!
Keeps me alive!