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UNKNOWN: Pointed Sticks! Pointed Sticks! Now see, the thing is, I must tell you that I, that music does nothing for me whatsoever. Doesn't move my s-...well, actually, it makes me take off my headphones

Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'd like to tell you something all about the good and the bad
I wish today the world, my friends, would stop being sad
There's so much evil 'round us, I feel that I could die
And I know that I was born to cry

If I ever told you all about the things I have done
I can't remember having even one day of fun
I don't know what I'm saying
If I do, it's a liе
But I know that I was born to cry

I said cry
Yeah, cry
Yeah, cry

Every girl I еver loved always stepped on my feet
I thought I had a friend once, but he kicked out my teeth
The things I like and what I want, I can't even buy
And I know that I was born to cry

Well, I know someday, and maybe soon, the master's gonna call
And when he does, I'll you something, I won't cry at all
Until it happens, folks, I guess I'll sail with the tide
And I know that I was born to cry
Yeah, cry
Yeah, cry
I said cry

[Guitar lead]

Well, I know someday, and maybe soon, the master's gonna call
And when he does, I'll tell you something, I won't cry at all
Until it happens, folks, I guess I'll sail with the tide
And I know that I was born to cry