[DURPLETON]
He never said anything nice
When I'd eat the foods that I love
All he said was… (fart noises)
And… (fart noises)
And sometimes… (fart noises)

But now that he can say something sweet
I hope that he will compliment me
For example; “You’re the best son
And you're handsome and smart”
Just please say
Something from the heart

(Fart noise)