[SPLENDIB (& ZULIUS)]
(Okay.)
Who, him? (Mhm.)
I don’t know him (Oh.)
But if he wants to see the sash, then I’m happy to show him
You can look, but you can't touch, I'm sure you understand
Y'see, the reigning champ protects the sash, from falling into lesser hands

[ZULIUS]
There must be some confusion, you don’t know me
And if I wanna see the sash, then I’ll ask you to show me
Or better yet, I’ll win the sash, you’ll be in second position
When I take first place in Johnny Teatime’s Be Best Competition

[GLITTER CATS, spoken]
Dang, Splendib
Heh, this guy’s acting like he knows you

[SPLENDIB & ZULIUS]
I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know him
I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know him

[ZULIUS & GLITTER CATS]
We don’t know one another (Well, you act like you do)
No, I swear that we don’t, but I got nothing to prove
I’ve never been to Cat Valley - heard it’s nice in the summer
I’m here to take home the sash, that’s... probably a bummer
For you guys
...No?
[SPLENDIB & ZULIUS]
I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know him
I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know him

[SPLENDIB]
Sorry, heh, I guess I must’ve misheard you
To win the sash from me is not what you’re not allowed to do
See, the Be Best Competition is for youthful souls
And folks like you can not compete because you’re too old

[CATAURS, spoken]
Did he say old!?
Augh, oagh, eugh