[GLENDALE]
So cold, so frozen
So nervous, so hopeless, so drear

Is it the temperature
That's got you down, friends?
Or perhaps it is your--

[COLDTAURS, spoken]
Existential fear?

[GLENDALE, spoken]
That's right

[GLENDALE]
You see, so many things can trigger
The centaurs with overactive amygdalas

But that's okay
If your brain's made that way

[PUFFINTAUR, spoken]
Okay, then, like, what do we do?

[GLENDALE, spoken]
I'm so glad you asked
Everybody, look under your seats!
(excited crowd reaction sounds from Coldtaurs)

[GLENDALE]
You can breathe in a bag
(Breathe in a bag?)
Just breathe in a bag
(Breathe in a bag!)

Inhale, Exhale, my name ain't Glendale
If you still feel sad

[MUSKOXTAUR, spoken]
I feel kinda better

[GLENDALE]
The world can be cruel and depraved
And we're struggling under its weight

Just remember you aren't alone
When you think life's a drag

You can breathe in a bag

[WALRUSTAUR, spoken]
This has been helpful, but we're still
Going with the Nowhere King
[COLDTAURS]
All hail the Nowhere King!

[GLENDALE]
You see, sometimes we hide from the scary things
By trying to side with those very things

In this case, that'd be the Nowhere King
He's a false savior
You might feel initial relief
But I promise you it will be brief

'Cause this is a case of--

[COLDTAURS]
Unhealthy attachment behavior?

[GLENDALE, spoken]
Oh you guys have got this-

[GLENDALE]
Now breathe in a bag!
(Breathe in a bag!)
Breathe in a bag!
(Breathe in a bag!)
Things are scary and freezing
And that is the reason I gave you this swag

[COLDTAURS]
Thank you, Glendale!

[GLENDALE]
We might always feel a bit nervous
But...
Even folks like us have a purpose

Will you stand with me?
And fly this anxious flag?

[GLENDALE & COLDTAURS]
Cause we don't need the Nowhere King
We believe in ourselves
And we're breathing into
Our bags