[YOUNG DURPLETON]
Please, sir

[TONY, spoken]
Sh! Sh! Come on. How many times have I--

[YOUNG DURPLETON]
Please, sir

[TONY, spoken]
Shh! (cough) Shh!

[TONY & GURPLE]
Durpleton.

[YOUNG DURPLETON]
Please, sir
Please, sir, please, sir

[TONY]
Please, son
Can't you see I'm trying to read?
What is it you could possibly need?
I wish you were
A clever baby boy
[YOUNG DURPLETON]
Please, sir
I don't wanna be a dum-dum
I just wanna make you proud
Wanna make you say out loud
I'm your clever baby boy

[YOUNG DURPLETON]
Oh boy, Dad, let's play
Let me show you all these toys I made

[TONY, spoken]
Not now, do your homework!

[YOUNG DURPLETON]
Know you hate it
When I make a lot of noise

[TONY, spoken]
Gah! Shh!

[YOUNG DURPLETON]
But hey, maybe someday
You and I can have a heart-to-heart
Once I learn how to control my fa--
[TONY, spoken]
Ah, Durpleton! That is disgusting!
No son of mine is gonna... oh...

[TONY]
I will not say anything nice
Until you do the things I require
That you do

[HORSE, spoken]
Durpleton, no!

[YOUNG DURPLETON]
I still love you
You're the best dad
And you're handsome and smart
Just please say something
From the heart