[ZULIUS, spoken]
Alright, hi, everybody, hey
Listen up, it's thirty seconds to go-time
Where's the sound guy?

[MOUTHPIECE, spoken]
Uh, uh, th- there's no one else here, so... I guess I am?
Big fan by the way

[ZULIUS, spoken]
Ah-haha okay, great, love the confidence
Um, we need some music, whaddaya got?

[MOUTHPIECE, spoken]
Um, as far as music goes, it's pretty limited... to this Keytaur

[ZULIUS, spoken]
Alright, out of my way, let me look!

[ZULIUS & KEYTAUR, spoken]
Select (bloopy synth beat plays)
No
Select (whistly beat plays)
Select, badadoop bup day da, badoop dup day
What? No
Select (chiptune beat plays)
Select (squeaky key sound plays)
Select (drum beat plays)
No
Select (springy horn sound plays)
Okay, th- this is all garbage!
Select (punchy croak sound plays)
Okay come on, listen to this crap!
(croak sound repeats several times)
Select (escalating synth beat starts)
Do you have anything else?
[GLENDALE, spoken]
Uh, hey, Zulius? Maybe we don't need it
Usually we just start singin' and music comes outta nowhere...

[ZULIUS & KEYTAUR, spoken]
Ha! Are you out of your mind?
Look at the size of the crowd out there!
Select (beat is added to music)
I'm the stage manager. This falls apart, it's on me!
Select (bassline is added to music)

[ZULIUS]
The pressure's on, it's opening night
And everything has gotta go just right

[HORSE, spoken]
Zulius...

[ZULIUS]
I'm the backstage bad boy you want working your show
So get out of my way and the magic will flow-ow-ow

[HORSE, spoken]
Zulius

[ZULIUS, spoken]
Wha-what?
[HORSE, spoken]
Hey, Z- Zulius, look, we could probably just phone it in, they're not gonna know the difference
Let's just keep it simple and get through this as quickly as we can

[ZULIUS, spoken]
Ugh, fine, I was just tryin' to make this friggin' awesome!
But you know, whatever, "Just get through this as quickly as we can"

[MOUTHPIECE, spoken]
So, sh- should I...

[ZULIUS, spoken]
Okay, look, just follow the action on stage and watch me for changes

[KEYTAUR]
Select (dramatic drums start)

[ZULIUS, spoken]
Previously on... "The Herd"
Horse enters the Rift where she's reunited with her Rider

[KEYTAUR]
Select (piano ballad starts)

[WAMMAWINK]
It's you, it's really you
Despite the changes I would know you anywhere
The voice, the face, the hair might all be different
But you're still you
And all I wanna do is hold you close again
[WAMMAWINK & HORSE]
I have journeyed from so far to meet you in the middle

[KEYTAUR]
Select (dramatic drums return)

[ZULIUS, spoken]
They embrace... but their reunion is fleeting, when suddenly

[KEYTAUR]
Select (villain synth song starts)

[DURPLETON, GLENDALE AND CHED & ALL]
(Bum buh buh buh bum bum buh buh buh buh buh buh bum)
I am the Nowhere King
Bum buh buh buh bum bum buh buh buh buh buh buh bum

(Bum buh buh buh bum bum buh buh buh buh buh buh bum)
And I've come to do jerky things
Bum buh buh buh bum bum buh buh buh buh buh buh bum

[ZULIUS, spoken]
The Nowhere King nearly devours Horse and Rider

[DURPLETON, spoken]
Hah, hahahahahaha

[ZULIUS, spoken]
But alas...

[KEYTAUR]
Select (dramatic drums return)

[WAMMAWINK, spoken]
Eat spear, you turd! Ha!

[ZULIUS, spoken]
Rider spears the Nowhere King

[DURPLETON, spoken]
Ohhh, ough

[KEYTAUR]
Select (victory jingle plays)

[ZULIUS, spoken]
Action sound... action sound, with that... please

[KEYTAUR]
(wheezing honk sounds)

[ZULIUS, spoken]
No no no no... let's just move on!

[KEYTAUR]
Select (synth organ song plays)

[ZULIUS & DURPLETON, spoken]
But the Nowhere King drifts out of the Rift (Ha, ahahaha)
With a... creepy, jerkish wind (Ooh)
He drifts... (Ooh)
All the way... (Ah hahahaha)
All the way out! Of the Rift! (Ooh, uh, uh?)
All the way-- all the way offstage, Durpleton, thanks (Oh, yup, okay)

[KEYTAUR]
Select (dramatic drums return)

[ZULIUS & KEYTAUR, spoken]
With the Nowhere King on the loose, Rider and Horse decide to say farewell
Select (adventurous melody added to music)
Rider returning to her world, and Horse returning to Centaurworld to help her new friends
Select (piano ballad returns)

[HORSE, WAMMAWINK & BOTH]
And we'll meet back here eventually
You've gotta trust me
I do, and what you're saying is true
For you are my closest family