[STABBY]
What would you say to your son?

[DURPLETON]
That's the problem, you see
Anything I could say he already knows
'Cause I said all the things that a dad's supposed to say
I was talking when I should have listened
And then my boy ran away

[STABBY & DURPLETON]
That's the problem, you see

[STABBY]
It's me

[DURPLETON, spoken]
No, um, I-I'm me

[STABBY]
No... It's me

[DURPLETON, spoken]
But... yeah, that's what I call myself

[STABBY]
Come on, get with it. It's me, Phillip J. Bonecrunch
You're my daddleton and I'm your...
[DURPLETON, spoken]
My... my sonnleton?

[DURPLETON, STABBY, BOTH]
Oh wait, it's you
It's me
It's really you

And there's so much that I would like to say to you
Now that you're listening
Wait, you can talk now?
I can talk now, Dad, I always could, in perfect sentences
But you never seemed to wanna hear thе things I had to say

And now we're two guys in a hole
A daddy and his Stabby