[Verse 1]
I'm wasting my nights beating my meat
You turn off the lights and I always beat
I'm paralyzed 'cause I beat it too much
The nut, it smells like fucking butt
I miss my momma jacking me off
It was them good nights that I had off
But now it's only me and my paradise
It's like I'm at a payphone tryna call home
My chances, oh

[Interlude]
Chat, let me tell y'all something
It's all cool chat, you don't need a girl bro
As long as you got your hand, Vaseline and lotion
You straight bro, like man
These girls, there's no point bro
'Cause at the end, it all ends in a heartbreak
You know, just keep beating 'em 'till you die
'Cause your hand gonna be there forеver
Is a girl there gonna bе forever? No man

[Verse 2]
Here's what it is, I will still be holding on to you
Holding on like this, all those fairytales are full of shit
If I make one more stupid song, I'm outta love, I'll be sick
Now I'm at a payphone, that was a hard song bro
Chat, what it sound like?