[Skit: Newscaster 1 & Newscaster 2, Civilian 1, Civilian 2]
*breaking news music*
Breaking news, a man was ran over by a drunk driver
John, carry it away, because I hate my jo–
Thanks Bob! so I am here with one of the people who were there to see it
Umm so it was cool
Uhhh
It was so cool
Oh my god! Someone died!
Who cares
*screams*
Thanks John! I quit