[WOMAN (Chorus)]
And from that day forward, gaming journalism was going strong. They were so corrupt, the sport of boxing looked clean...

Yeah-yeah!

Bless my soul
IGN is on a roll
Giving perfect scores
At the top of every poll

It's okay
We don't need gameplay
Throw in a little money
And we're talking VGA's

Jump on the hype train

(Fanboys unchained) Paid off by EA
(*Citizen Kane*) Here was a game with it's budget gone fat
(Mountain Dewritos) In no time flat
(Mountain Dewritos) Just like that

When it raised
The casuals praised
"It's a cinematic phase!"

And they slapped a review on every case (on every case)
From season fees
And DLC
The money devs never saw
Now publishers have power
They can tell you what
The map pack costs

Say amen
There they go again
Only one year later
It's another 10 for 10

Folks lined up
Pre-order in droves
And the special version
Has a single player mode!

Kotaku, they come!
(They see, they complain) on it somewhere
(Going insane) It's time to take down
(the cis way!)

(Mountain Dewrito) We're here to stay
(Mountain Dewrito) And time to paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Who does the Dew and doesn't hide it?
(Geoff Keighley!)
Whose journalism is total bullshit?
(Geoff Keighley!)

[WOMAN 2]
Do they pander?

[WOMAN 3]
They're gaining favor!

[WOMAN 4]
Gamer Fuel!

[WOMAN 5]
Our favorite flavor!

[Chorus]
Modern games!
Modern games!
Modern games!
Modern games!
Modern games!
Modern games!

[WOMAN (Chorus)]
Bless my soul
Writers on a roll
(Spreading the blame!)
Riding high!
Hating on my guys
(Giving them shame!)
*Gone Home* was nothing
(A zero, zero)
Now it's a nacho!
(Gaming's here!)
Rising the charge at break neck speed!
(Modern games!
Modern games!
Modern games!)
Mountain Dewrito!
Well, games are finito
Yes, indeed!