[SHILL REVIEWER]
It's gonna be a great review, so publishers beware!

[GAMER]
Well, I've never seen a reviewer, so biased and unfair

[SHILL REVIEWER]
I'm giving it a perfect ten, with matching ads aside!
I'm hoping that they don't find out, that everything I lied

[GAMER]
Thus far a rather uninspiring thing

[SHILL REVIEWER]
Oh, I just can't stop pandering!

[SHILL REVIEWER]
Don't care about the story Zazoo: Now when I said that

[FEMINIST]
Don't care about the gameplay

[GAMER]
What I meant was

[SHILL REVIEWER]
Don't care for integrity

[GAMER]
What you don't realize

[SHILL & FEMINIST]
I'll just do it my way

[GAMER]
Now see here!

[SHILL REVIEWER]
Free to pander to whom pays well

[GAMER]
That's definitely out

[SHILL REVIEWER]
I am just a corporate shell!

[GAMER]
I think it's time that you and I, arranged a heart to heart

[SHILL REVIEWER]
I don't need your advice, this review's a work of art!

[GAMER]
If this is were the industry is heading, count me out!
Out of service but always online
I would't hang about
These sites are getting wildly out of wing

[SHILL REVIEWER]
Oh, I just can't stop pandering!
Everybody read this!

[FEMINIST]
Everybody agreed?

[SHILL REVIEWER]
Everything I write is-

[SHILL & FEMINIST]
Enough for me to succeed!

[GAMER]
Not yet!

[SHILL & FEMINIST]
Let every game be judged on what it payed
Ignore the faults just wave them all away!
Fuck immersion, quality and game plaayyyy

[SHILL REVIEWER]
Oh, I just can't stop pandering!

Oh I just can't stop pandering!

Oh I just can't stop ....

Pandering!