[MARKETER]
How do you do I
See you've met my
Faithful shilling-man

They're just a little bought out, cuz
When you posted
They thought you were
Buying from them

Don't get butthurt
By the way they look
Don't try to blow my cover

I'm not
Much of a man
By the light of day
But on /v/, I'm one hell of a viral er

I'm just a sweet marketer
From a marketing corporation

So let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both
Pretty picky

Oh, if you want something visual
So I'm not a failure
We could both take in the CG Real trailer

I'm mad we caught you at home
We aren't taking your phone
We're all saging in a fury

You're a marketer, we know
So, let's get on with the show
We want this thread
Gone in a hurry

So usage games
Well, what a shame
Boy, you /v/irgins like to panic

By the light of the night
It'll all seem alright
But your report has free video games that are picked

I'm just a sweet marketer
From a marketing corporation

So why don't we pick GTA V?
Or maybe XBOX
I could show my best Call of Duty session

I've been making a game with
Careens and more of the same
And it's good for making money
In a recession

I'm just a sweet marketer
From a marketing corporation

(choral interlude from "Sweet Transvestite")

So open a new tab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver
With antica-
-pation

But maybe the game
Isn't really to blame
So I'll be the cause
But not
The symptom