[HONEST GAMERS]
If there's a prize for journalism
I guess that you’ll never win that
No game is worth getting your nose brown
But it’s too late cos you’ve been there, done that!

[SHILL REVIEWERS]
Who'd'ya think you're kiddin'
We play games and sell them to you
Try to keep employing
Journos, who can lie right to you
If we overhype it
We know that you buy it and
And the D-L-C---

[HONEST GAMERS]
No chance, no way
I won't buy it again

[SHILL REVIEWERS]
Just look, right there
Where we gave it a ten

[HONEST GAMERS]
You all got paid
I won't say I'm surprised

I thought by now you’d learn your lesson
The amount of times you’ve been found out
The web is full of these sycophants
Grasping and trying to whore themselves out
Oh

[SHILL REVIEWERS]
You keep on denying
But you keep on visiting us
Why d’ya think we’re whining?
Bout, the social issues then we
Tell you all to grow up
Just to get our hits up
And it make, make, makes you mad

[HONEST GAMERS]
Whoa: No chance, no way
I won't fall for that trick

[SHILL REVIEWERS]
Give up, give in
Come and suck corporate dick!

[HONEST GAMERS]
You hate, gameplay
I won't say I'm surprised

[SHILL REVIEWERS]
Give all you hits, suck our dicks
Buy the game

[HONEST GAMERS]
You're way off track
I won’t buy it (You will buy it}
Get off my back
I won't buy it (You will buy it}

[SHILL REVIEWERS]
Hey don’t chat shit
Give us hits, buy the game

[HONEST GAMERS]
At least I’ll wait
Til a sale when I buy