[GEOFF KEIGHLEY]
I reviewed a game today
To see if I still can
I focus on the cash
The only thing to care

The Dorito tears a hole
In my integrity
Try to dew it all away
But I remember everything

What have I become?
Am I IGN?
Every game I know
Gets a 10 out of 10

And you have have it all
My empire of Dew
I will let you down
I will be your doom

[INTERVIEWER]
If you were to be stranded on an island, and you could pick between eating only Doritos and drinking only Mountain Dew, what would you pick? (echo)

[KEIGHLEY]
I wear this crown of chips
Upon my wires chair
Full of shit reviews
I cannot repent

Beneath an unfair score
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here

What have I become?
Am I IGN?
Every game I know
Gets a 10 out of 10

And you have have it all
My empire of Dew
I will let you down
I will be your doom

I will let you down
I will be your Jew

If I could start to care
A million games away
I would shill myself
I would find a way