The Elegy of the Ogre
[SHREK]
I heard there was a perfect game
That Kotick made and it wasn't lame
But we don't really care for vidya, do we?
It goes like this
They run, they gun
"Hey, suck my dick!"
"I fucked your mum!"
The baffled gamer playing
Call of Duty!
Call of Duty
Call of Duty
Call of Duty
Call of Du-u-ty
My days were long
But I stuck it through
I've played three games
And wanted to
Experience an ending
Chosen by me
But look at what I got instead
EA gave me blue, green, and red
I wish I'd never gotten
Mass Effect 3!
Mass Effect 3
Mass Effect 3
Mass Effect 3
Mass Effe-e-ect 3
Baby I've been here before
I've seen this town
I've cleared this floor
You wouldn't reuse assets like that, would you?
I've seen the tag on the fancy box
This is not worth 60 bucks!
It's so copy-paste it's bullshit
Dragon Age 2!
Dragon Age 2
Dragon Age 2
Dragon Age 2
Dragon A-a-age 2
There was a time before DRM
Was shoehorned into every gem
And games were made with love
And not enmity
I remember how offline it grew
And having fun, I grew some too!
How can this piece of garbage be
SimCity?
SimCity
SimCity
SimCity
SimCi-i-ity
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm, hmmm, hmmmmm
I heard there was a perfect game
That Kotick made and it wasn't lame
But we don't really care for vidya, do we?
It goes like this
They run, they gun
"Hey, suck my dick!"
"I fucked your mum!"
The baffled gamer playing
Call of Duty!
Call of Duty
Call of Duty
Call of Duty
Call of Du-u-ty
My days were long
But I stuck it through
I've played three games
And wanted to
Experience an ending
Chosen by me
But look at what I got instead
EA gave me blue, green, and red
I wish I'd never gotten
Mass Effect 3!
Mass Effect 3
Mass Effect 3
Mass Effect 3
Mass Effe-e-ect 3
Baby I've been here before
I've seen this town
I've cleared this floor
You wouldn't reuse assets like that, would you?
I've seen the tag on the fancy box
This is not worth 60 bucks!
It's so copy-paste it's bullshit
Dragon Age 2!
Dragon Age 2
Dragon Age 2
Dragon Age 2
Dragon A-a-age 2
There was a time before DRM
Was shoehorned into every gem
And games were made with love
And not enmity
I remember how offline it grew
And having fun, I grew some too!
How can this piece of garbage be
SimCity?
SimCity
SimCity
SimCity
SimCi-i-ity
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm, hmmm, hmmmmm