A Whole New Game

[PUBLISHER]

I can show you the gold

Shining, shimmering, splendid

Tell me, game dev, now when did

You last make money on a game?



I can market your game

Just forget about our last blunder

Twitter, Facebook and Tumblr

We'll be on the road to fame!



We'll tell the world!

With thousands of new page views

No one to tell us no ---

Or where to go ---

We'll just make a few changes



[DEVELOPER]

I'll show the world!

A decent pay I never knew

But I see your bank account

With that amount

I'll sign my game rights all over to you



[PUBLISHER]

Ignore that part, it's only if we sue!



[DEVELOPER]

Unbelievable sights

Indescribable gameplay

Platforming, combat, they're okay

But the story makes my fly!



[DEVELOPER]

A whole new world



[PUBLISHER]

Just a sec; close your eyes



[DEVELOPER]

A hundred thousand things to see



[PUBLISHER]

We'll just make this a bit better



[DEVELOPER]

I can finally buy a car

I've come so far

I can't go back to making things for free

A whole new world!

I shouldn't be surprised



[PUBLISHER]

The focus group knows what to do



[DEVELOPER]

I'm not sure this is better…



[BOTH]

We'll post our ads everywhere

We've cash to spare

Make sure we sends checks straight to Kotaku



[PUBLISHER]

We'll change the lot



[DEVELOPER]

I'd rather not



[PUBLISHER]

We'll be like COD (See oh Dee)



[DEVELOPER]

But games aren't free…



[PUBLISHER]

We'll sell ten mill



[DEVELOPER]

I feel like a shill



[BOTH]

Now onto make DLC