[SHILL JOURNALIST]
Listen! I don't have time for real gameplay!

That’s just gonna have to wait a while
Ain't got time for fun mechanics
And its not in style
Gamers now, are girls and kids
Casuals want easy games
And I know exactly what they need
Its interactive stories all the way

There's no gameplay here! No gameplay here!
Some people think you actually need to play a game, but I don’t care
Quick time events, cutscenes everywhere
A cinematic experience is what we want, no gameplay here

I remember back in the day, when you actually needed skill
If you wanted to beat a game, it took time, effort, and will
So I worked real hard each and every day
To change every game in the industry
The less buttons you need to press
The more casual scum will be impressed

There's no gameplay here, no gameplay here!
Perfect scores from journalists everywhere!
But still no gameplay here!
No gameplay here!

Now don't forget about interactive cutscenes
There the best trick yet
Just another cutscene except you can walk around
But still no gameplay here, no gameplay here!
No gameplay here!