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[DEVELOPER]
Early in the quarter
Got deadlines to meet
Rush it out it's good enough
We'll fix it all with DLC (D-D-D-D-L-C)
Got to find a reason
Reason things went wrong
Got to find a reason why my money's all gone
I bought a new company
They're reviews are pretty high
If they drop I'll play the hate card like a motherfucking riot
Well games are (too short) so ride the ones you got
Till you get a low score on your metacritic spot
If they wanna play make sure they do it all online
Never had no problems, no, Sim City 4 was fine
Take a small example, take a tip from me
Cut out half your game and sell it back as DLC
Power's what I got, you're within my reach
And the EA style's still to bleed small companies
They say "It comes back to you, you're gonna get what you deserve"
Consumer Reports said that we are the worst
Electronic Arts, join the Origin bot
You'll feel it when your connection drops
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Here in Electronic Arts, I said remember that
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I just cry "They hate us 'cuz we're gay"
I don't get angry with reviews I have to pay
I don't get angry when a new game drops
Hits the bottom right along with the stocks
Bleedin', and buyin', it's all the same
Movin' to microtransactions's the only way to stay sane
Let the money, let the money come back to me
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Here in Electronic Arts, I said remember that
Here in Electronic Arts, I said remember that
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