Oh the year was two thousand fourteen
How I wish I was playing vidya now
140 letters came from the king
It was Jontron calling out the drama queen
Goddamn them all

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I was told we’d play good games
Collect some gold we’d fire big guns, shed no tears!
Now I’m forced to fight shallow puppeteers
As one of Jontron’s Buccaneers

'Oh Jon Jafari’ cried the net
How I wish I was playing vidya now
Oh many brave men and women all gamers who
Would make for him his stalward crew
Goddamn them all

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The extremist boat was a sickening sight
How I wish I was playing vidya now
She’d make fake doxx and many false flags
The professional victim with her wide-spread legs
Goddamn them all

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On the fateful day on his twitter stream
How I wish I was playing vidya now
We were watching with glee at the things he’d say
He knew levelheads had won the day
Goddamn them all

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On the 26th day he streamed again
How I wish I was playing vidya now
When a bloody great backlash hove in sight
With his bird and his ECHS he made to fight
Goddamn them all

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The extremists struck low with white cis male shame
How I wish I was playing vidya now
They were broad and fat and loud on the blogs
But Jon stood strong against the scurvy dogs
Goddamn them all

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Then at length, they stood one screen away
How I wish I was playing vidya now
The extremist blogs made an awful din
But with moderate opinions Jon stove them in
Goddamn them all

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The nay-sayers shook and swayed to their sides
How I wish I was playing vidya now
Well tumblr was smashed like a bowl of eggs
And JonTron’s following grew some legs
Goddamn them all

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So here we stand in the twenty-fourteenth year
How I wish I was playing vidya now
It’s been many year since we could just play
And we long for the comfort of yesterday
Goddamn them all

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