[Verse 1]
Where have all my graphics gone
My FPS is crap
Where's the anti-aliasing
And all the sleek cube-maps?
What's wrong with my CPU,
And my hard drive's writing speed?
As I game I curse and I swear
And I dream of what I need

[CHORUS]
I need an upgrade!
I'm saving up for an upgrade 'cause my PC is shite
It's gotta be strong, and it's gotta be fast,
And it's gotta have LED lights
I need an upgrade!
I'm saving up for an upgrade 'cause my PC is shite
It's gotta be new, and it's gotta be soon,
And it's gotta run GTA Five

GTA Five...

[Verse 2]
Sometime after midnight
I started browsing /g/
Aftermarket coolers
And a brand new SSD
I went to the PC parts picker
On the edge of my desk seat
I almost had a fit
When I saw the price complete!

[CHORUS]

I need an upgrade!
I'm saving up for an upgrade 'cause my PC is shite

[Bridge]
Why can't I afford the hobby I love?
At least I get my games for free
If I could torrent parts
I'd build a new PC

Maybe sometime in the future I'll work
And stop being such a bitchy slob
I'll move out my parent's house
And get a job!

[CHORUS] (2x)

I need an upgrade
I'm saving up for an upgrade 'cause my PC is shite