[BUDDY]
Unbelievable
It's my last best chance kid, and don't I know it
Unbelievable
What if I screw up, lose my head and blow it?
Finally got the shot to be all I hoped I would
I'll be unbelievably good

[COMPANY]
Unbelievable

[BUDDY]
That at my age all my bells ain't rung yet

[COMPANY]
Unbelievable

[BUDDY]
Lady luck gave me a kiss, with tongue yet
Just when you think that show biz has you on the ropes
Come on in for the knockout
Here comes the final, win you the title

[ANNIE & BUDDY]
Unbelievable
[ANNIE]
If you do the work, if we play our cards right

[ANNIE & BUDDY]
This could take us all the way

[BUDDY]
Hold that second mortgage and second childhood

[COMPANY]
He'll / I'll be unbelievably

[ANNIE]
They want him—that's a miracle
Don't screw this up too

[ELAINE]
He's happy—that's a miracle
Let his dream come true

[SUSAN]
I'm sober, that's the miracle
Jesus take the wheel

[JOEY, BOBBY & LORRAINE]
Why can't we share this miracle?
Cut us in the deal
[ELAINE, ANNIE, JOEY, BOBBY & LORRAINE]
He'll emerge triumphant or out of body
This chance won't happen again, so come on Buddy!

[BUDDY]
Got to be prepared
There's so much to plan
Got a heart attack, need my quarterback
I gotta call Stan

[BUDDY, spoken]
Hello, operator
This is a collect call for Stan Yankleman from his Uncle Moe

[STAN, spoken]
I accept

[BUDDY, spoken]
Stan, it happened!

[STAN, spoken]
What?

[BUDDY, spoken]
The big break!
[STAN, spoken]
What, your head?

[BUDDY, spoken]
No, Larry Myerson is directing a movie and he wants me in it!

[STAN, spoken]
Oh my God!

[BUDDY]
Unbelievable
I'll make good on every broken promise

[STAN]
Unbelievable

[BUDDY]
Flip the bird to every doubting Thomas
Get your can back home now
I can't do this alone
You and me combined
They can't stop our mothers

[BUDDY & STAN]
Yankelman Brothers

[STAN]
Unbelievable
Just like that I'm hooked and we're back in business
Help me, here I go again

[BUDDY]
I'm back!

[ALL EXCEPT BUDDY]
It's unbelievable

[BUDDY & STAN]
He's back!

[COMPANY]
It's unbelievable
Unbelievable!
Unbelievable!

[BUDDY]
Stop the presses and shine the statue
'Cause Buddy Young will be coming at you, and

[COMPANY]
Unbelievably good

[BUDDY, spoken]
I'm gonna be so fucking good!