[Introduction]
No your Nott-a gamer… *seethes*

N-n-n-n-No You- are NOT- a Gamer! *seethes*

EYE am so Sickk of All these pəpil who Think theire Gamerse! No! Your knot! *Eyé* most of you- are not even Close to being gamerse.

[ 👀 - , Normal Voice, LOUD VOICE]
I see these people saying *Wizard:* “i put well overa hundred owurcen-this game and it grea”- T̸̘̬̰̋H̵͈̿̓Ā̶̮̓̀͠T̴̙̓̏S̵̹͕̯̒͘͘ ̶̨̭̌̽Ǹ̶̮̞̭͕͒̅̌O̵̺͝T̴̞̝͑Ḣ̶̥̪̟̈́̑͘Ǐ̵͉̤N̴̡̲̗̋͂̾ͅǦ̸͙͆͆̕!̷̙̙̹̐̎̉ THATS NOTHING! most of us can easily put three hundred plus- INOLLIVAR-GAMSE. A-a-eye See pəple who only have the Nintendo SwYtch and claim to-be Gamerse! *Aih! ehuh! AHAHAa! AHAHAHHAHAAGH! Aa-FUNNNEEE! AHaHagh! uh hehgh*
Come! talk to mе- when ue pickup a P Ess 4 Controllerh… thеn, wuehll be french.

[DEAR WOMEN]
Alsoh, Dearh Wemennh,
Pokeemonh, is Nott-a real Gaymmm.
Animal Crossingh, is Nott-ah realh Game.
*Gremlin:* ‘the SIMS’ is not a real game… MARIO, is not a Realh, gameh.
Stardew VALley, isnottarealgame.
mOBILL GAMSE Are N̷̹͙̦̰̓͐͌̚Ő̵̰T̸͚͖̳̳̍̀͛ ̵̹͚̇R̴̘̓̓̚E̷͈̫̍̑̇̍Ą̵̙̙͊̓̾̕L̸͉̍̇̚ ̸̜̜͖͐̿͗̒Ġ̵̢̹͖̬Ā̶̰̜̬͙̽M̸͉͉͎̂S̸̭̖̱̀́̓͂Ë̵̡̙͔̼́͊̆͒!̸̰͓̞͖̽͋̈́ *uuhh*
PUT DOWN THE BABY GAYMSH AND PLAY SOMETHIYNG THAT REQQUHIRESh CH*LLiNGE, and SKIIIL for Once.

[Former Outroduction]
-Since-hearlyy ALL of þee AKshUal
GamerS

[Later Outroduction - Announcer Voice → Normal]
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