(Intro)
It's that minecraft parody, boys
Oh my god
Minecraft parodies, oh-hoh-hoh
Oh, i'm makin' that Youtube content
Boys, uh

(Verse 1)
I've been mining ores
With my pickaxe, with my sticks
I've been mining all my ores
Until they turn into bricks
Everybody know me
Imma smelt it into stone
Then i'm gonna go, go
Get potions like Al Capone
Everybody know me (Know me)
You know minecraft is the best game ever made
Don't you see? You the realest
You the realest, don't you know you real O.G
But I know that i'm right here
Because it doesn't matter me

(Verse 2)
I'm the realest minecraft player
You can see it in my skin
It's a steve, everybody know me
I'm like Dreev, i'm like Steve
My minecraft skin, it make believe
Cause you can't see it
(Hook)
I'm mining ores bro
I'm mining ores bro
I'm mining ores bro
I'm mining ores bro, yeah!

(Verse 3)
Them ores i've got all of 'em
My minecraft stats, got like grabbing 'em
Mm, my ores go like Batman then
My minecraft stats goin' like Cumberbatch
These new ornaments lookin' like shornaments
You know me, my minecraft stats goin' like bats
My new truck goin' like spots

(Hook)
I'm mining ores bro
I'm mining ores bro
I'm mining ores bro
I'm mining ores bro, yeah!

(Verse 4)
Maseemanahomanah
These ores lookin' like shomonahs
Your minecraft g on the scree like a homonah
Jesus Christ himself called minecraft the best game
(Verse 5)
Minecraft's the best game ever made
My ores lookin' like harmanade
Yo boy Jeff lookin' like a chocolate cake
While we mine ores and we bake them into stone
Imma smelt them into ingots
Then i'm gonna make a pickaxe and a sword
All I need is some sticks
But i'm in a cave, so I don't have any trees

(Hook)
I'm mining ores bro
I'm mining ores bro
I'm mining ores bro
I'm mining ores bro, yeah!

(Verse 6)
You got yourself in quite a predicament
Your ores are done and you're lookin' like He-Man
You'll need some torches to clear up the cave
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, you might need some lemonade
Cause life gave you lemons when the creeper blew up
Your house, Bey, he-he-he-he
Ah, imma launch them in a whole full of diamonds
Your boy Jeff haven't seen any diamond
And it's g, he made chocolate cake streimond
Many more Jeff, he 18 with the hymen
Ha, ha, ha, ha, oh, imma launch that boy
If he near me, ha, real O.G with the minecraft Steve
My minecraft stats, I got my achievements on the way
Ma-ha-ho
(Hook)
I'm mining ores bro
I'm mining ores bro
I'm mining ores bro
I'm mining ores bro

(Verse 7)
My Minecraft diamonds lookin' like a pearl
I know it cause i'm like Kim Burrell
My diamonds, they're shining in light
Oh, i've been lookin' some diamonds tonight
The creepers, they blow up my house
The zombies, they know where I am
They're gonna get me, I need some rotten flesh
It's the only food I have, but it'll do
Ehh! Minecraft stats wild like a zoo!