[Verse 1]
Been an asshole since thirteen years old
Always did what I wanted never what I was told
Once my nuts dropped, that’s when I lost control
Started smokin’ pot, and fucked a lota hoes
Started stealin’ squares outta stores an’ writin’ my flows
Picked on me and I was real quick to bust ya nose
I couldn’t sag in this flag but spittin’ fire like a dragon
Stole a car an’ hit a pig’s paddy wagon
Jumped out the car with fourty cops, yellin’ stop
Over ten Glocks point blank at my block
Skipped school over thirty days in a row
Seventeen years old and already on parole
Stole thirty grand from my mom, ran outta the door
Didn’t plan on comin’ back home, no mo’
But I forgot my stash before I dashed, I gotta get home
Before my momma calls the cops an’ I’m in jail alone

[Verse 2]
Still a teen an’ now I’m on LSD
Skippin’ school an’ partyin’ at nights across the street
Poppin’ pills, snortin’ blow, it doesn’t matter to me
Dropped out and left without a single GCSE
I was wild as hell, headin’ to an early grave
Eighteen when I knocked up a slut in the tenth grade
Did the right thing and made the slut my wife
To this day I swear to God that kid saved my life
Calmed down, knuckled down and got myself right
Difference between then and now is day and night
So tell your kids not to do what the hell I did
I’m lucky that I still got a life to live
[Verse 3]
I made legit money, worked my finger to the bone
I worked hard, so I ain't gotta, sling stones
And now I’m more or less already gettin’ torn in the
Had a second kid already fuck the divorcee
When I got out I found out my wife was left cheatin’ on me
So I burned all her shit in the middle of the street
She got hooked on blow, then turned to the pole
The next thing you know, she’s another meth hoe
She left me with the kids ‘cause the dope net mo’
She went from 198, to just 84
I started goin’ through women, left and right
While my mum babysat I stayed out all night
Poppin’ E an’ then takin’ to the motherfuckin’ mic
Then I found I was hooked, took two more, tight
So I made the kids priority in my life
I shoulda never tried to turn a hoe into a housewife

[Outro]
Oh, and did I forget?
I became a rapper along the way

[Lyrics - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT0wwyOG-xw]